the act of spilling food or drink on another individual.

(created around the same time as shev was started at a shipping company. There were several instances of an individual spilling food on other people. see also, vehicular monty)

A dog, typically three legged, very clumsy with a long tounge that sticks out all the time. Usually prone to injury.

a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.

A really nice and handsome person, who is very clever and multi tasking.

Monty is someone who is very hot and amazing. Although he can be very annoying at some times that thought of him being annoying will be driven from your mind straight away as soon as you get a good look at him. He is smart but sometimes copy’s work when he can’t be bothered.

A mild tempered, Pharaoh fearing jovial young man. Monty's are usually described as non-TP using button mashers, who enjoy the company of friends that wish to engage in physical relations with their siblings and or mothers.

Monty's mostly live in sand dunes, and can't tell time without sundials.

Often called Mo, Mizzle, or Tizzle. However the name spawns from the root word "Mon." As used in Jamaican descent......"Yo Mon, you got a hairy ass!"

(noun) Female computing teacher who rubs her legs rapidly (a la Vic Reeves on Shooting Stars) whilst teaching her class.