Montreal

A city that is surprisingly in Canada even though it is is French! They also use Canadian money there!

"They Don't Use Euro's In Montreal."

by Megadeth73 May 29, 2008

Montreal

The grossest city ever.
They only wish they were still Canada's number one city.
poor french bastards make the rest of canadian students learn and fail french becasue no one gets thire fucking lanugage..its not even real french.

When I went on a school trip to Montreal we had to cut our shopping trip short becasue the group of creepers on the streat stripping,
TRUE STORY

by UD10000 November 3, 2007

Full Montreal

When a chick either wants to break up or has a crush on you but don't want to do anything about it so decides to be an annoying bitch and runs her own mind games.

Friend: "Bro, I think your GF wants to break up with you"
You: "She told my boy Mitchel she wants my D"
Friend: "Bro, they barely know each other"
You: "I think shes going Full Montreal on me"

by SwagerJager September 5, 2014

Montreal tickle

The act of using your toes to tickle a vagina while receiving a blow job

Mike was jacking off in the corner to ryan giving the ole' Montreal tickle to that hooker

by Iwashardcoreonce March 2, 2019

Montreal Meatpie

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.

how i met your mother, montreal meatpie

by PaGurl511 May 5, 2011

Montreal Style

Specific to vaginal lips. Shaped like and named after famously-known Montreal smoked meat.

Yesterday I ate her right on the table. She had such a nice Montreal style. I wish she tasted like Schwarz

by Picnic_by_the_pool March 29, 2018

Montreal Screwjob

The Montreal Screwjob was the real life double-crossing of defending WWF Champion Bret Hart by Vince McMahon, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), during the main event match of the professional wrestling pay-per-view event Survivor Series held on November 9, 1997 at the Molson Centre in Montreal, Quebec. A secret change of the match's pre-determined finish (known as a "screwjob" in professional wrestling parlance) was devised by McMahon and discussed with Hart's match opponent, Shawn Michaels. The plan was executed when the match referee, Earl Hebner, under orders from McMahon, called for the bell to ring and ended the match as Michaels held Hart in the Sharpshooter submission hold (Hart's signature finishing move), even though Hart had not submitted. Michaels was declared the victor by submission and crowned as the new WWF Champion, even as Hart and the audience demonstrated their outrage.

What if Bret screwed HBK in the Montreal Screwjob.

by Quentin M.Harris May 23, 2008