by Sophisto July 06, 2006
the act of spilling food or drink on another individual.
(created around the same time as shev was started at a shipping company. There were several instances of an individual spilling food on other people. see also, vehicular monty)
(created around the same time as shev was started at a shipping company. There were several instances of an individual spilling food on other people. see also, vehicular monty)
The waiter spills your drink on you and your friend says, "the waiter pulled a monty"
You spill food on your wife and say, "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't mean to monty you!"
You spill food on your wife and say, "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't mean to monty you!"
by mightyacorn January 14, 2010
A dog, typically three legged, very clumsy with a long tounge that sticks out all the time. Usually prone to injury.
by Lyndsey8 February 04, 2010
a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.
by Andrew March 13, 2004
by Bob measily July 02, 2019
Monty is someone who is very hot and amazing. Although he can be very annoying at some times that thought of him being annoying will be driven from your mind straight away as soon as you get a good look at him. He is smart but sometimes copy’s work when he can’t be bothered.
Lily “did you see that guy?”
Bianca “no”
Lily “oh your missing out then”
Bianca “what was his name?”
Lily “he was hot and annoying so must be a Monty”
Bianca “no”
Lily “oh your missing out then”
Bianca “what was his name?”
Lily “he was hot and annoying so must be a Monty”
by Dcemcuenxuenxuneuxneucneucndux April 01, 2019
Code for a sl*t or wh*re with very low morals/standards. Used when revealing a Person's true motives.
Guy 1: Hey man do you think i should hook up with that girl that's been all on me all night Guy 2: No dude, shes a total Montie, she probably has gonorrhea or crabs Guy 1: Damn your right, i just saw her she threw up on some guy..
by DAVVEEEEEE January 07, 2009

