the act of spilling food or drink on another individual.

(created around the same time as shev was started at a shipping company. There were several instances of an individual spilling food on other people. see also, vehicular monty)
The waiter spills your drink on you and your friend says, "the waiter pulled a monty"

You spill food on your wife and say, "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't mean to monty you!"
by mightyacorn January 14, 2010
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A dog, typically three legged, very clumsy with a long tounge that sticks out all the time. Usually prone to injury.
Wow look at that monty, he just fell off the curb!
by Lyndsey8 February 04, 2010
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a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.
is that monty by the fruit machine?
no i thought he's in czechoslovakia
by Andrew March 13, 2004
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A really nice and handsome person, who is very clever and multi tasking.
He won the prize because he was Monty
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Monty is someone who is very hot and amazing. Although he can be very annoying at some times that thought of him being annoying will be driven from your mind straight away as soon as you get a good look at him. He is smart but sometimes copy’s work when he can’t be bothered.
Lily “did you see that guy?”
Bianca “no”
Lily “oh your missing out then”
Bianca “what was his name?”
Lily “he was hot and annoying so must be a Monty”
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Code for a sl*t or wh*re with very low morals/standards. Used when revealing a Person's true motives.
Guy 1: Hey man do you think i should hook up with that girl that's been all on me all night Guy 2: No dude, shes a total Montie, she probably has gonorrhea or crabs Guy 1: Damn your right, i just saw her she threw up on some guy..
by DAVVEEEEEE January 07, 2009
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