Monti is montoxicated, again. He needs to fired, like he was from his last couple of jobs.
by Montificate August 21, 2007
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My boyfriends penis nickname
Ooh Monti you are huge tonight you make me horny Monti
by Oepsie August 19, 2019
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An immature person who can't share, and everything has to be done their way.
No Monti, just grow up
by Velma Smithers April 04, 2017
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A humble girl, not the most attractive, but nice. She puts others before herself, but that sometimes causes negative emotions toward her. A major push-over, but means well. Does not consider herself beautiful, people may consider her a loser, and only her close friends really know her.She's beautiful both inside and out and I love her.
Oh her?? Yeah, she's such a Monti.
by Silentsalvation June 25, 2010
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A really sweet, caring guy. A really good boyfriend and not frigid. Very athletic and is really good at football. Can be a jerk sometimes but overall really funny and kind to the ones he loves. He's a momma's boy and loves his family more than anything.
Monti really is goated.
by TheRealGOATT November 28, 2020
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"Monties" are the Glands of Montgomery, sometimes called Montgomery Glands. They are sebaceous glands in the areola of the human nipple. During during breast feeding, these glands make oily secretions (lipoid fluid) to keep the areola and the nipple lubricated and protected from irritation caused by the baby's suckling. Hence, these glands are particularly prominent in women.

Since the Montgomery glands are more visible in women, they are commonly regarded to be a secondary sex characteristic, by men. (Yeah!) The Montgomery glands are not always visible, even in women. In some women, the Montgomery glands become raised when the nipple is sexually stimulated, similar to goose bumps on cold skin. In other women, the pigmentation of the Montgomery glands makes them more visible, at all times. Usually, pregnancy and breast feeding will make a woman's Montgomery glands more prominent. Hence, some men regard these glands instinctively as an attractive sign of fertility.

They are named after Dr. William Fetherstone Montgomery , the Irish obstetrician who first described them, in the olden days, 1797-1859. Yeah, Monty! (They let guys look at a lot of weird stuff, in the olden days, didn't they, Dad?)
"That girl's ex says she's got nubbly dark monties all over her chocolate brown areolae. When she's really hot, her monties perk up like goosebumps, makin' her look like she's really cold... weird..."

"Since my girl's been breast feeding her baby, her pink areolae got lots bigger and redder, with perky red monties all over them"

"My girl's got light brown puffy nipples, but her monties are real dark, like freckles. I like 'em that way, but she is like real embarressed and thinks that somethun is wrong with 'em... go figger..."

"My ex had permanently puffy nips, but always smooth as butter... no monties at all..."
by Casey Johns November 13, 2007
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common name for social outcasts. most likely has a pee kink and makes instagram edits
montie: hi
girl: hey
montie: send pee audios
*blocked*
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