A month to celebrate straight man atsushi, July
Dazai “look it’s straight man atsushi”
Kunikida “yeaaa doesn’t he have that month named after him, erm….what’s it called again???”
Dazai “straight month!!”
by Uknown1234?? July 02, 2021
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Not a real thing that homophobes made up to mock lbgtq+ problems.
Homophobe: yo dude it's straight month let's go outside and have a parade 🤪

normal person: actually there is not a such a thing called straight month. straight people don't need a month as they do have normal human rights and are not forced to be something they are not.
by n0rm4lp3rs0n July 05, 2021
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This takes place during December where any girl can put there hands down there and stroke for 5-10 seconds any longer and they HAVE to kiss you
During stroke dick month I stroked his dick for too long and I had to kiss him
by Hshshshehwh November 08, 2020
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Durning the month of December whenever you hear something sus you say, “mmm, that sounds nice.” And if someone calls you gay or sus just say it’s sus month.
Person 1: bro I will literally throw a banana in your mouth so you can choke on it

Person 2: mmm, that sounds nice
Person 1: you sus bro

Person 2: what are you talking about it’s sus month so I can act sus if I want too
Person 1: oh...
by Memepage26 November 06, 2020
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March, the month where everybody swaps ranks, poor people become rich and rich people become poor, slaves become the masters of their owners ect
Slave; it’s swap month, you know what that means
Owner; oh no
by 🐝 vs 🌽 February 20, 2021
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any made up day in october is cancelled because its shut the fuck up snapchat month.
Sarah: "hey its grab ass mon-"
Lucy: "you got that from snapchat right?"
Sarah: "yeah"
Lucy: "well it doesn't count because its shut the fuck up snapchat month"
by imtiredofthisbsplease October 03, 2020
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