The particular month of the year when boys are most attracted to you. Has nothing to do with your period.
Sam: Hey, Mason is totally checking you out.
Anna: Really? But he's never even talked to me before!
Sam: It must be your fertile month.
by 9Sisterjal7 December 30, 2014
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(1)The day every-body gets and cashes their checks and go to their local drug dealer and get stoned, high, or faded(same shit:P)
(2)A bad-ass song by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony that u put on the mornning of every 1st of the month
Hey man, i just got my check, lets look for Johnny, he knows its the 1st of the month=, go check in Kim's market
by willie-o July 24, 2006
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The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).
It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.
Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.
by RidinDirty August 12, 2006
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This is a month to celebrate heterosexuality aka being straight. Straight month begins and ends at July 1st-August 1st.
Straight guy: yo bruh it’s July 1st you know what that means!
Gay guy: NOOOOOOOO!!! (Incinerates to ashes)
Straight guy: hell yeah, bruh can’t wait to fuk my gf I love straight month.
Straight guy 2: LET’S CELEBRATE AND HAVE MANY PARADES YEAHH!!!🎉
by DefTheDefguy June 02, 2020
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