A school where the rich and spoiled students bitch about how the "rich and spoiled" students are gay and how this place is gay because the people are too caught up with their money.
Anyone who has bitched about how bad their life is and how they hate this place on a website that no one will ever see.


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by Chubster May 08, 2005
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Mon-ta Vis-Tah n.
1. high school in danville that is equivalent to a fashion show 2. haven for aspiring "American Top Model" wannabes 3. high school fulla drama, as is expected of most high schools 4. students from this school like to hate on the lamer high schools like Cal
Student from MV: Hey wanan go to the football game agisnt Cal?

Student 2: OMG NO! There are gangsters in San ramon!! I heard they even have minorities at their school, how could they?!
by Danville resident January 13, 2005
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La Monte is a nice little town that's very diverse. It 's full of smart people that love to play ball. We may lose some games but we will put up a hell of a fight. Don't go in thinking you'll win because we might suprise you. We are one of the nicest schools in the Kaysinger Conference.
Sacred Heart, Cole Camp, Greenridge, and Lincoln are terrible schools with bad sportmanship and need to worry about themselves and not La Monte. Get over it your just jealous!
by LA, THROW IT UP!!!! October 15, 2012
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The nicest car ever made. Great body style, lots of power and can take lots of punishment. The best years 70-77.

Damn man nice car! Is that a 77 Monte Carlo?
by HalloweenTime August 24, 2007
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High School in Danville, CA that produces hot white chicks that get knocked up all the time.
Girl 1: Dang- did you hear that Jessica got knocked up again?
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.
by Smokey September 12, 2003
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Recieving a blumpkin while trying to dislodge stool from backed up bowels while eating fried foods.
Fernando was hungry, horny, and constipated, but short on time, so he asked his girlfriend for a Sucio-Montes to kill three birds with one stone.
by Alexander Pelo February 29, 2012
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