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The most manly state in the union where men head-butt bison, punch trout in the face, and chop down trees with their gargantuan dicks.
"I'm a pussy!"
-Someone who doesn't live in Montana
by BurlyMontanyan August 28, 2006
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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The fucking best state ever. Ladies bag bucks, catch monster fish,and will slap you if you reject hunting or fishing, or even are part of PETA. Men do the same.
Someone from another state: look at this MONSTER fish i caught, its 14 inches!

Montanan: *holds up 25 incher*
out of stater: *should bow down*
by MONTANANS FRICKIN RULE September 24, 2011
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A short, brown or black haired person that chooses hoes before bros and likes tries to impress the ladies. Is a little uneducated and is annoying buys yeezys that he is going to grow out of and doesn't know politics so he gets destroyed. Also, Go check out Havic_Cpeleck on Youtube.
"Yo, you want to hang out?" Best friend(1)
"Na, I can't I got to go to (girlfriend)'s house," Montana
"Man f--- you,"
by Longschlongdonkeykong November 12, 2018
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A windy place that is snowy and rainy year-round because the gods decided to give them shit weather
Bro why is it so fucking cold in Montana
by Tentacle stuff May 05, 2021
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A state in which the manliest of man live and the hottest of women. People who make fun of this state or insult it are jelouse assholes who know where they live sucks balls.
Guy1 :"Man, that state Montana sucks."
Guy2 :"Your only saying that becuase we live in New Jersey and you know Montana is way better."
Guy1 :"Ya, your right."
by Mozaralio December 17, 2009
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an extremely amazing friend. the kinda girl you would trust your life with. amzingly beautiful! is loved by her friends. she can be EXTREMELY weird and random and crazy! but is still extremely loved.
"that girl is so awesome!!!!"
"what's her name?"
"montana"
"knew it!"
by justagirl922 October 21, 2009
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