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A windy place that is snowy and rainy year-round because the gods decided to give them shit weather
Bro why is it so fucking cold in Montana
by Tentacle stuff May 05, 2021
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Montana is very generous always first one to shout a friend in need. Montana can be a bit weird and agro sometimes but at the same time she’s one of the kindest girls you will ever meet. Teen glow up to become drop dead gorgeous. One of a kind you won’t meet anyone like her
“I met a Montana last night she shouted me a drink
by Hey y’all what’s up February 27, 2019
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A 30-day month. Derived from the Greek use of the lunar calendar.
Today marks the 3rd Montana of the year.
by Xagdkiab June 20, 2020
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I might be movin' to Montana soon just to raise me up a crop of dental floss
by EmperorPilaf88 January 18, 2008
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A state that was located in the northwestern part of the USA, it used to house the secret for time travel but was destroyed by Gumby to forever remove the secret. It is now a black hole which rakes in more tourests then Montana ever got when it was there.
"Wow, this is a big improvement for Montana"
by Setlik0 May 29, 2008
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