The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.

Hand job through your pants

The most beautiful and amazing woman in the world, a man would be the luckiest person in the world if he could manage to get a girl like Montana, the only thing wrong with her is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is so perfect. She has beautiful blonde hair and hazel eyes, and she is the definition of perfect.

A state that does not exist geographically, but as a state of being. Often used by people to as an alternate word to describe their otherwise saddening lives, i.e.: state of depression, denial, self loathing, etc.

The meth capital of the entire world. The state of Montana has more Crystal Methamphetamine per capita than any other place in the world. Maybe when you live in a place like Montana there isn't much else to do besides go on week long meth binges.

A place where men are men and sheep are scared