The most manly state in the union where men head-butt bison, punch trout in the face, and chop down trees with their gargantuan dicks.

The fucking best state ever. Ladies bag bucks, catch monster fish,and will slap you if you reject hunting or fishing, or even are part of PETA. Men do the same.

A state in which the manliest of man live and the hottest of women. People who make fun of this state or insult it are jelouse assholes who know where they live sucks balls.

The most beautiful girl alive.
any guy would be insanely luck to be with her.
she's amazingly smart, and hilariously humourous.
her Husband, is the luckiest guy in the world because he has something that no guy has, but all guys dream of, a girl like Montana.

The supreme state of excellence one is able to attain

An awesome friend. This is the kind of girl you can trust! Really beautiful, and loved by her friends. Team girl! She can be really random and crazy but still is loved.

A windy place that is snowy and rainy year-round because the gods decided to give them shit weather