the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one... literally. it's right on the border next to matamorris, PA and port jervis, NY but still manages to be in the middle of bumfucking nowhere.

Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Intelligent and successful sums up Montague. A gentleman at heart and a great friend. Attracts ladies of sophisticated caliber. Can get into trouble and out of it at the same time. Funny, genuine and looks out for those Montague considers friends.

To be backed-over repeatedly by one's own family member or close friend in a larger than average automobile such as a truck or van, in an attempt to crush the pestilential form of life residing in the still breathing carcass unaware of its own inevitable demise

town with 98% white population...usually a town that is good in football but thats it...nothing else..sometimes track but thats it....

To get extremely blackout drunk and eat someone else's large assortment of expensive french cheese.

Waving your arm back and forth,then feeling your peck, cause it's all wavy and shit !