The fucking ugliest fatest girl. Thinks people like her. Likes the biggest hick in school. And luckily cleans up well.
by Monster hater February 21, 2005
Monster was out dipping his dong in the bitches with his can of carlsberg special brew close to his lips
by Mike Simpkins January 03, 2007
A man that will have sex with anything that has a hole. Not to be confused with a man-whore, a monster has no preference and will give himself up to anyone or anything. Where as a man-whore, sleeps with many people, but often has preferences and is actually attracted to the person they are persuring.
Boy 1: I wanna get some of dese girls home tonight.
Boy 2: Fo real. Dere's one rite dere.
Boy 1: Yo! Dat girl is HIT! I would NEVER tap dat!
Boy 2: I dun care man, pussy is pussy!
Boy 1 is clearly a man-whore but Boy 2 is a Monster.
Boy 2: Fo real. Dere's one rite dere.
Boy 1: Yo! Dat girl is HIT! I would NEVER tap dat!
Boy 2: I dun care man, pussy is pussy!
Boy 1 is clearly a man-whore but Boy 2 is a Monster.
by C.eastern connection September 12, 2009
A potent, tasty, liquid concoction of caffeine, sugar or sugar substitutes, taurine among other strange and harder to pronounce substances. Often gives the drinker a rush of energy, and an all-around good feeling but leaves them with an epic crash. Comes in many great flavors including Khaos, Assault, locarb and even Java varieties. To some its addictive as crack.
Me:Dude that guy is all strung out on Monsters, I think that's his third one today.
John: Holy crap that is a big can.
Tim: Yeah its the BFC Monster...BFC get it?
John: Oooohhh, (chuckles).
John: Holy crap that is a big can.
Tim: Yeah its the BFC Monster...BFC get it?
John: Oooohhh, (chuckles).
by monsterluver March 29, 2009
Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get laid, even if it means taking home the target cockblock.
Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."
by Rockaj1012 March 03, 2007