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Penis of enormous proportions.
Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!
by Prometheus July 29, 2003
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Jun 7 Word of the Day
A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."
"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."
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