Jimmy, if you're hiding Monster in there, you won't be allowed to participate in family game night for a week!

Solarpunk is a literary movement, a hashtag, a flag, and a statement of intent about the future we hope to create.

"Did you hear that guitar solo? That guy's a monster!"

Rodger is a monster the way he treats his girlfriend.

I tried a monster energy drink the other day, it was the grossest shit i have ever tasted. I poured the rest of it into my neighbor's dogs water dish, the dog caught fire.

Whoa, that fish is a monster.

"Mommy, I need you to look in my closet and check under my bed for monsters."
"For fuck sake Tommy, you're 35 years old. why do you still believe in monsters?"
"Remember when I was kidnapped and raped by that monster in his van. And I still didn't get any free candy."

Man - "We need to talk."
Woman - "You're a monster."

" Dude what you drinkin?"
"A Monster"
" They frickin rock lemme have some"
"get youre own fag"