by Press To Talk January 01, 2010
When you drink so many monsters, or other energy drinks that it stunts the groth of your penis, resulting in a tiny, baby sized dick.
girl 1: That guy drinks soo many Monsters
girl 2: He's going to have a nasty case of monster dick
girl 1: Totaly.
girl 2: He's going to have a nasty case of monster dick
girl 1: Totaly.
by rumblydawg July 10, 2009
by Pooppidsakndas November 04, 2014
Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.
by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018
Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.
by Shay Phoenixx February 19, 2013
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009