A penis usually referring to a black male. Monsters are over 14 inches at the least.
Jill: Wow, look at that MONSTER DICK!
Tiffany: Wow!
by Press To Talk January 01, 2010
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When you drink so many monsters, or other energy drinks that it stunts the groth of your penis, resulting in a tiny, baby sized dick.
girl 1: That guy drinks soo many Monsters
girl 2: He's going to have a nasty case of monster dick
girl 1: Totaly.
by rumblydawg July 10, 2009
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Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.
My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.
by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018
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being superior with the wit of words against someone trying to insult you or cut you down.
Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.
by Shay Phoenixx February 19, 2013
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A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.
Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
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