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The Monsta is the bj of all bj's. They're rare, but worth the wait.. You'll know it when you get it...
Damn, that girl just gave me the monsta.
by Bdoggie February 15, 2008
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Pronounced: Mon-sta (noun)

1. an inconic Caribbean artist or musician performing on stage.

2. a Rastafarian leader who inspires his followers to fight against oppression through music and lyrics.
There will never be another monsta like Bob Marley; his music changed the world forever.
by Wordsinger January 24, 2012
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Purple whale monsters with red eyes that steal hearts; hatches from eggs and hates smoke.
You only killed seven monstas, therefore NO BONUS!
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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An extreme female guido. Used in conjunction with guidette (ie- guidette monsta).
Kim strives to be a guidette monsta.
by Princess August 27, 2003
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Not to be confused with "Monster" a "Monsta" is, put quite simply, a scary fat chick.

Prnounciation: "MON STAAA"

"WoW! Look at that MONSTA!"

"My buddy got drunk last night and almost hooked up with a MONSTA!"

"I almost got trampled by a MONSTA at McDonalds yesterday!"
by L. Jenkins April 13, 2006
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