The act of swirling your tongue around in somebody else's asshole for your own satisfaction.
"Hey Mike, I heard you gave somebody an Anal Monsoon!"

"Yeah, I gave them an oral enema."
by Shenaniganz13 August 04, 2016
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When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.
I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.
by AustNilo July 31, 2019
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A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans
"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"
by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018
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Like the rolling brownout except the anus must touch the face of the person being shat upon and the consistency of the feces is watery with possible chunks resembling the debris from a washed away city in a monsoon.
Patron:
"So... how much is a monsoon brownout?"
Hooker:
"As much as you can drink!"
by Bartledo May 03, 2011
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When you are having a really, really bad day it is not raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead, figuratively speaking of course.
I've had one of those days when everything that could go wrong went wrong and it didn't just rain on me, it was monsooning on me instead.
by Gusto66 January 16, 2021
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When you are having a really bad day and everything that can go wrong does, it is not just raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead. Figuratively speaking of course.
Yesterday I was having a lousy day and it felt like it wasn't just raining on me but monsooning on me instead.
by Gusto66 January 17, 2021
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When a chubby, hairy man cums on his own stomach, immediately grabs his wife by the back of her neck and nuzzles her nose inside his navel. A form of love abuse.
"Here it comes, oh, here, it comes!!!"

(Grabs her head) "Gorilla Monsoon bitch!!!" (Splat, right into the matted down hairy belly)
by Intangible Mandible November 13, 2015
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