When a guy lays his hard penis on his belly and his girl slides her dripping wet pussy on top and glides along it like the Monorail at Disneyland.
OMG...Kelly Monorailed me last night it felt like I was on a ride to the happiest place on earth
by Rupert Ventura February 18, 2018
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MONO = ONE
RAIL = RAIL

One-rail mass-transit, you can find one in Sydney.
"I'm the best monorail-driver ever!"
-Homer Simpson
by w00dy January 20, 2005
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Mono means one and rail means rail.

Sydney's monorail exemplifies excellent town planning, just like the popsicle stick skyscraper, the 50-foot magnifying glass and that escalator to nowhere.
Lyle Lanley: The monorail put Sydney on the map, next to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.

Sydney: Mono...doh!!!
by santa's little helper April 04, 2012
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for a girl to grind a guy who is laying down, esp. with his penis between her labia minora
I couldn't get her to let me inside, but she did take a ride on the monorail.
by Rod X February 14, 2014
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When you pin someone down, then run your Arse Crack along their nose.
This is works bet when you have just had a big arse S*it.

monorailing
by Warren6983 December 07, 2006
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When an individual is held down against their will whilst an agressor positions his buttocks either side of the poor soul's nose. The "crack" is then rubbed up and down the face in a straight line, mimicing the movement of a monorail.
The group thought it would be funny to take Ed down a peg or too, so they held his arms and legs in order to allow Rhodri to monorail him.
by Benjamin Shrewpert November 28, 2006
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When two guys put the tips of their erect dicks together and one guy strokes both dicks like it is one large dick.
gay man sex is fun when you monorail
by 596A December 11, 2010
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