Urban Dictionary: Monopoly

monopoly

An evil game leading to nothing but family wars and flipped game boards. Money and pieces end up everywhere. The youngest sibling ends up sobbing. All hell breaks loose, as this game was designed by the devil himself.

The family never spoke to each other again, for, they played monopoly.

by Chaos monkey August 01, 2018

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Monopoly

A long ass sadistic game that only causes misery and pain to all who are forced to play. A literal friendship breaker that possibly was created by Satan.

Monopoly is like a old, wooden dildo. It's long, hard, and uncomfortable to use with friends.

by Vaaazhazzafa June 26, 2016

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Monopoly

When a person tries screwing with someone's head by making up a random words, putting them together and persuading them it means something very important even though its just gibberish. Created by Soly Mehdyzadeh and promoted By Steven Goltche and SaSha Mehdyzadeh".
Please make sure that this word is added as soon as possible. I greatly appreciate this, Sincerely Steven Goltche.

Monopoly is when you say to someone, "Sir please don't forget to tell the guy who brought the book back to the yard after three o'clock because if you don't its going be a big problem for him like last week when he fell on the floor and broke his head on the floor next to the park by the trees and birds".

by Esteven Gogeh April 29, 2007

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Monopoly

Really rough and wild sex

Son: "daddy, what were you and mommy doing last night?"
Dad: "we were playing Monopoly"

by Mi dikis hard January 07, 2021

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Monopoly

When a person is on some games!

Angelika: “On some monopoly type shit your fr fr playing games”
Malik: *laughs*

by Annegelickuh May 18, 2020

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Monopoly

A way to ruin any family connections and friendships

THAT MOTHERFUCKER OWES ME MONEY IN MONOPOLY

by Universe the madlad December 28, 2020

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Monopoly

This word has two meanings.

1. the exclusive possession or control of the supply or trade in a commodity or service.
2. a long-ass game that ruins friendships.

To find other games that ruin friendships, see also Mario Party.

1. "his likely motive was to protect his regional monopoly on furs"
2. Person 1: Hey wanna play Monopoly?

P2: sure

(Two hours later)

P1: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!

by LazyLuna January 31, 2017

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