Friend 1 - We are taking it slowly
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting
some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting
some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer
by Negative Nate May 04, 2011
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It's a place where all the cheaters go when they've promised to never cheat again. A different specific version of "hell".
Tommy was sentenced to an afterlife
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.
by Zentastic January 26, 2018
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openly monogamous.... a couple who is sexually open with others, but only when they both participate. Different from an open relationship when each part of the couple can play alone
by Horatio Stema August 24, 2019
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Joe and I are textually monogamous. I stopped text flirting and sexting other guys when we started dating.
by HotPizza February 18, 2017
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