Top definition
An insult used to insult people when you are short of insults.
Seen as a plan B option to insult people which will always get you respect an admiration.
Also a fish that tastes nice
Joe: Your mum is fat
Bob: er *blank* your such a monkfish
Joe: ...
Crowd: *cheers*
by maniacishere October 21, 2009
Get a Monkfish mug for your cat Jovana.
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
Get a Planetary Quarantine mug for your papa Callisto.
2
The funniest man ever, played by Simon Day. Trademarks include telling people to shut it, and telling everyone he's in charge, also owner of the greatest pose ever. Can be seen in All Monkfish great and small and on channel 9, MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKFFFFIIIIISSSSSSHHHHH!!
I know this must be a very difficult time for you, so put ya knickers on and go make me a cup of tea!
by Dave Eras April 04, 2004
Get a monkfish mug for your boyfriend Georges.
3
A fish derived of it's sanity and has the lowest IQ possible
by clops July 16, 2003
Get a Monk-fish mug for your coworker Helena.
4
An ugly mo fo who can't keep their gob shut!
Hey monk fish get a life!
Yo (insert name) ya wife's a monk fish she told me she was sleeping with another guy!
by User_87 December 17, 2014
Get a Monk fish mug for your friend Günter.
5
the monkfish is a very tantalizing dish, it comes in a delicious array of recipes to cater for all tastes. It is quite a salacious variety thats why there are so many in the waters today breeding their way into oblivion. Courtney introduced us into the magical world of monkfishism, and we adorn our walls in various shrines devoted to them.
ugly with large tenticle things and a big mouth
by laura February 13, 2004
Get the monkfish neck gaiter and mug.
6
A word used instead of the infamous 'lol' (laugh out loud), which is normally used when talking online. Can be shortened to 'MF.'
Guy #1: OMG I just totally fell over there.
Guy #2: Monkfish!
Guy #1: MF.
by Mo Bob December 20, 2006
Get a Monkfish mug for your dog Jovana.