Verb. The act of ejaculating on your lover's face, followed by forcefully tugging their pubic hair and throwing the pubes onto the cum, whilst shouting, "Monkey!" (in homage to the 70s/80s Chinese show of the same name).
"Monkey!" as I throw your pubes on your cummy face.

Emma's been mokeyed so much she needs to wear a merkin
by pw_ninja September 04, 2009
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Slang for the female genetalia, Pussy!
Hey dog, that bitch has a fat ass monkey!!
by Chris January 21, 2005
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The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.
I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.
by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003
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A racial slur directed towards a person of African-American ethnicity.
Hey look at that nigger, you stupid monkey!
by Jon October 19, 2003
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A slang term for female genitalia
Twerk that monkey lemme see you get low
by Nick-a-J February 04, 2006
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cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
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a furry animal with destructive tendencies
Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey
by Psymonos March 24, 2003
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One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.
Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
by Bumbleflid June 17, 2003
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(n.) Slang term for vagina.
"I got all up in her monkey last night."
by Dave800 July 17, 2006
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