A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"
"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song

"Vampire Monkey"?

BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"
by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 22, 2010
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The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .
" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "
by CYPF. March 26, 2017
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A Victorian monkey is the act whilst sucking his dick; getting your head smacked in between his two hands, creating a rhythm to imitate a monkey with symbols.
by Victorianmonkey123$ October 07, 2018
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When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
by uglycrustacean May 30, 2018
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A monkey that is sus in hit 2018 game Among us, usually yellow
You (A stupid moron): The Sus monkey stole my girlfriend.
Friend: Is that a reference to the hit 2018 game Among us?
by KoolAidsHomosapien March 04, 2021
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