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An insult aimed at someone with less than average IQ, coolness factor, or Bodily Odor (in this case, more than average). Can also be used in place of a forgotten name.
Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.

Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.
by the_guy January 13, 2005
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Elongated breasts with unusually large, dark areolas. See National Geographic.
While watching vintage, 70s porn, "Nice monkeytits."
by Chimay January 15, 2004
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The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.
Blimey, look at the monkey tits on her!
by Jaffa_cake April 24, 2007
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1)The hairy aroeola of a japanese monkey.
2)An unshaven Woman with bigger problems than her crabs.
"That girl u woke up with has a really big ass Monkey tit!"
by Jason (aka) STUB July 20, 2004
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