A woman's genitilia that will force any man into being pussy whipped.

When you shoot your cum load inside a black guy/girls ass

the act of taking a shit in a woman's mouth and having her give you oral sex with it in her mouth

A very ugly face, typically fat.

A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.

When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.

a person who acts like they are slick but they are retarted as fuck and they are really gay