When you and your girlfriend/wife are alone and you remove your pants down to your male piston and start screaming and hollaring as of a monkey shaking and swing tenderloin all in her face smacking leaving peter prints all over her face, after done you say.. you just been monkey dicked!
by 😝EB Mfers😝 June 12, 2018
When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.
by Monkey Dicking January 21, 2017
by A. Hick July 23, 2006
bluetooth guy: "Yes Jim, We are hitting an all time record on the charts! We should celebrate with crumpets and tea my lad."
random guy: "Hey dude, are you talking to me?"
bluetooth guy: "No sir, I am not, I am on the phone."
random guy: "You don't look like you're on the phone, pull that Monkey Dick out of your ear you fag!"
bluetooth guy: "Oh my, how atrocious you are! *faints*"
random guy: "Hey dude, are you talking to me?"
bluetooth guy: "No sir, I am not, I am on the phone."
random guy: "You don't look like you're on the phone, pull that Monkey Dick out of your ear you fag!"
bluetooth guy: "Oh my, how atrocious you are! *faints*"
by niggerama February 27, 2008
by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005
A penis that is long but skinny or thin. A monkey dick is generally considered to be undesirable and can be used as an insult.
1. John has a monkey dick, ewwwwww man!
2. Dont be such a monkey dick.
3. Wow, you're such a fag I bet you have a monkey dick.
4. What did it look like. Well, he had a monkey dick.
2. Dont be such a monkey dick.
3. Wow, you're such a fag I bet you have a monkey dick.
4. What did it look like. Well, he had a monkey dick.
by Waster Faceter October 08, 2010