Urban Dictionary: Monkey Cunt

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The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The Monkey Cunt wanted food from the back of the store, he should know I only serve petrol,no food.

by Juan Hunglow April 20, 2010

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NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

monkeycunt

Subterranean music agent / serial killer look-a-like

No, you make the tea you silly fack'in monkeycunt nonce case

by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003

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Monkey Cunt

When you arguing with your homey and you need a smooth ass insult to put that little bitch in his place.

-"you wanna fucking die today homie?"
- " sit the fuck down you gay ass MONKEY CUNT."

by OneUglyAssBitch November 24, 2016

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