Top definition
A stubborn child, esp. one that exhibits monkey-like traits (e.g. small, agile, and wild)
Get cho monkey ass off the computer and do your homework.
by stop it loser March 03, 2009
Get a Monkey Ass mug for your coworker Helena.
Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
Get the hungover as a duck neck gaiter and mug.
4
The resultant condition from prolonged periods of poor personal hygiene (i.e. lack of showering) and physical activity leading to an uncomfortable, sweaty, red burning ass reminiscent of a large, red and bulbous monkey's ass which has been dragged through the sand and dirt all day and appears quite painful.
(See the latin, rectus sebaceous primatus)
Dude I gotta take a shower - I got some wicked monkey ass!
by zagnut February 21, 2005
Get a monkey ass mug for your father Jerry.
5
A very bad smelling object, with a pungent,vivacious, and overwheling odor.
"Damn! Your gym shoes got some monkeyass smell to 'em"
by buzzsaw February 20, 2004
Get a monkeyass mug for your bunkmate James.
6
1) Someone who behaves and embodies the functional capacity of a monkey in human form.

2) A human being with a large baboon-like ass. Synonym: Baboon-Ass
1) Look! That guy is eating his own poo! What a monkey ass!

2) Holy shit! The bum on that woman is unequaled, even compared to the sum of any two human beings! What a monkey ass!
Get the monkey ass neck gaiter and mug.