Monked

1. To have ones purpose altered using illegitimate methods of justification.
2. To cripple or render useless
3. To be striped of defenses
4. Weaker then all else in every aspect
5. Being forced to alter ones methods
6. To be stricken harder then others

A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.

Getting owned (verbally or physically) by a monk

Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.

to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch

Psuedonyms at: stoned and monged

Torbay, Devonshire, twang for the state of being under the influence of Ganja to the point of near-coma.