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an oddly addictive, endearing cop dramady on the USA cable network, centering around the character of Adrian Monk (played by Tony Shalhoub), a San Fransisco detective battling with obsessive-compulsive disorder and his grief over the death of his late wife, Trudy.
i usually don't watch TV, but i make an exception for Monk.
by dagger_grrl February 17, 2004
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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I can't believe no one has given the real defintion yet. A monk is a dedicated religious person who lives in a monastery.
by mcire June 19, 2005
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Monk is a word that can be used in place of many other words just for the fuck of it. It can be used as an adjective noun or verb
1. yo bro I think I'm gonna get my monk on with that girl.
2. monk off man.
3. stop being so monking annoying

4. you down to monk? (dtm)
by patharvey March 19, 2018
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An incredibly good show starring Tony Shaloub. Sharona used to be Monk's assistant but she left and now his assistant is Natalie :-( But its still the funniest show on. Monk is afraid of milk, dogs, germs, small spaces, elevators, kids and birth. He is OCD and needs everything to be perfect. His wife, Trudy died in a car bomb accident and he will never be the same. Hes funny though, and so is everyone else on the show.
It's a jungle out there, disorder and confusion everywhere.........
by *August* August 13, 2005
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A flounder that has an unnatural ardour for 'mguu'. Often looks like they're walking on a peg leg. Overly expressive when talking (a lot of head movement, hand gestures, shaking of the face much like Richard Nixon).
Me : ERMERGHERD THEOBOLD UR SUCH A Mönk
Theobold : *skrrrrrrs away on peg-leg*
by jamzyyyy July 03, 2018
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