When you are in a foul mood, due to the actions of some one else, or when a child can't get their own way.
I told Jonny he couldn't buy that rc helicopter, he got a right monk on!
by Naffito January 10, 2009
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our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.
I love monke, thank you monke.
by The Globlogabgalab February 08, 2021
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Monke is life. Life is monke. Give monke banana. Monke happy. Monke god. Monke chonky. Monke life.
Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?

Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.

Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen

Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!

*epic battle scene*

*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*

Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*

*monke god summons*

Monke god: u have done well bro

Dude 1: Yes god! I have!

Ending
by monkegoddoode December 09, 2020
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A god who is upon us and shall judge us by the way we smell and if you fail you shall perish
God I hope i can watch monke 10 hour compilation
by Purge_KingSlayer November 10, 2019
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