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Way of telling someone they are freaking out over nothing. Related to Monica Seles, of 90's fame.
"WHY ARE MY ENGLISH MUFFINS ALWAYS CUT UNEVENLY?"
"Whoa, Monica Zealous"
by khi24 September 10, 2012
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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