A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.
This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.
by James November 01, 2004
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Often (read: pretty much always) used as an insult. A shit loving/eating mongrel.
by Knobby79 July 08, 2009
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Noun: The term mongrel men is derived from the latin word {Mongrelius Donkulous} meaning posses much penis. The definition used by americans refers to a select group of people bred only by being hatched through eggs. Through a rigorous and brutal process and Mongrel Men status can be achieved, but you have to be born with the talent.
Mongrel love dark, dank, and dirty environments they feed on gruel and live in thier own seminal fluid/ fecalmatter.
"Hey did you see that movie about the people hatched from eggs, i think its called{Mongrel Men}
by MOngrelian Monsta Mike May 05, 2005
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A person who refuses to acclimate to the environment and proceeds to assume turd formation with persistence.
Don't mind Bob, he's being a real big turd mongrel tonight because I wouldn't stop at Mickey D's.
by Amylyssa McKrackii April 27, 2004
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