A country located in East Asia. The country has the greatest military history, ever. Starting in the mid 12th century, a storm or a series of storms swept the Eurasian continent. Led by the great Khan, the Mongol cavalry defeated every army in its path. The Mongols subjugated every nation in the Eurasian continent except a few worthless European kingdoms (because the Mongols didn't think they were worth the effort, not because they coudln't annihilate them). Way to go, Genghis. By the way, the Mongols share the same ethnic heritage as Koreans. No wonder Koreans are damn aggressive.

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

The most independent state in the world, because nothing depends on it.

If information I have found is right, 95 percent of Mongolians are alcoholics.

Not a very good vacation spot.

The Feeling of being too drunk to function normally but not too drunk to draw a dick with a chalk and then lay in it.