one who adores and lavishes their own ass ring
Awwww piss! Ned, get your finger out your ass crack will ya, you ass mongler
by sean the ass mongler.... JK November 06, 2006
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A Grave Mongler involves two parts: The "Jumper" and the "Mongler"

Once a fresh grave is chosen, remove the body, and designate one person to be the jumper and the other the mongler.

The Jumper will jump on the deceased's stomach, while the mongler waits at either the vagina or anus for the bodily fluids to emerge.
Since I'm a Grave Mongler, I'd like to Mongle that ginger-kid's mom.
by Kitty696968 February 17, 2009
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one who pilfers, snitches and abuses their chode
hey don't be a chode mongler to my dog
by baum,brent,rawlings=TS December 13, 2004
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someone who is constantly playing with his cock or other cocks
Billy wont stop playing with his cock, he is such a cock mongler
by Darryl February 05, 2003
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Noun: One who steals turds, a thieve of turds.
Tyler Reuter is a turd mongler, he loves to steal my turds!
by Kev Ward July 27, 2011
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