Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"
"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"
by LizardKing1968 November 30, 2011
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A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-righteous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"
Guy 1: Bro, Einsight is a doodoo mongler
Guy 2: naw brother, here we call him a doodoo mongoloidous
by Darkest! March 13, 2019
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Cock Mongler's dark alter ego. Using it's unadulterated force to punish those who offend it...which would be everyone. It uses it's evil mongling abilities to travel deep into one's soul and molest it to shreds. It also enjoys parsley soda.
It's time for thefinal confrontation between Cock Mongler and Soul Mongler!
by nickreaper October 21, 2011
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one who mongles or enjoys partaking in the gobbling of the penis. similar to nippling or gently chomping on the male genitallia.
oh my god. can u beleive that dick mongler and her filthy lies.
by chris frenchy November 13, 2007
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Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds
Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!
by Kev Ward July 27, 2011
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A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-rightous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"
Guy 1: Bro, Einsight is a doodoo mongler
Guy 2: naw brother, here we call him a doodoo mongoloidous
by Brother Darkest March 13, 2019
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A girl who destroys the cock. She invites you in, as if to offer you seductive oral sex, then attacks the penis with an unfathomable amount of force.

After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.

The cycle then repeats again.
Me: Lindsey, you're roommate, Marissa, is such a cock mongler!
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.
by LadyGayGay September 16, 2010
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