to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat
Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered
by rafe May 02, 2013
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A Professional Agent, Manager, Representative or Talent Scout of -mongers, such as Fish-mongers, Iron-mongers and War-mongers.

(It should be noted that the organizer of industry events specifically for the Monger-monger community is called a Monger-monger-monger.)
Bill the Fish-monger: “Hi Brian, does Dave represent you, too?”
Brian the Iron-monger: “Hi Bill, yes he does. Dave is the best Monger-monger in town.”
Barry the War-monger: “I will fight you both… if Dave thinks that’s the right next move for me.”
by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 15, 2019
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A person who is actively researching and on the prowl for sexual intercourse with a professional or otherwise. This mostly happens away from home in a foreign Country or City, but can happen right in your own town.
After dinner in Shanghai, we went online to do a little mongering before we found a place for a full service massage.
by Prodem February 01, 2011
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Short for whoremonger, i.e., one who frequents whores and prostitutes.
He's a true monger, even his vacations are all to primo whorefucking destinations.
by Cabron December 05, 2004
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Short for whoremonger, one who frequents prostitutes
That monger is always on the strip looking for whores.
by Tim1936 December 19, 2006
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A man who lies about how many fish he can catch. To exaggerate the amount of women/men one lays.
Jack: I tell you that party was full of rum cunts. But I did get my dick wet 14 times. 14.
Jill: Jack you're such a mongerer.
by Dumnugget December 20, 2011
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