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Currency in the form of paper or metal. Sometimes a few pieces of this paper can be worth more than your life.
They say money can't buy happiness... IT DAMN WELL HELPS THOUGH.
by Asddsasd January 29, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Just candy that hasn't been born yet, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers
"Money is just candy that hasn't been born yet."
by Sensible Patriot November 17, 2018
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The little peices of paper and earth that control all of mankind. It is ironic that we are slaves to trees and rocks.
God probably created the world just to earn a little money from his drinking buddy Ronald Reagan.
by leftside365 February 16, 2006
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slang: 1a) A person possessing an outstanding personality quality, social skill, physical appearance, or any exceptional ability or skill that makes them stand out.; 1b) To be the best at something; 1c) Skilled to the level of being as good as currency.
You're so money, and you dont even know it. (origin "Swingers" Miramax 1996)
by Rick VH May 27, 2003
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A bunch of green stuff that gets you food, water and clothes
Dude, give me some of that green stuff. Money is good
by 3322 June 17, 2006
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