Urban Dictionary: Moners

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A boner that you get in the morning for no reason and can't control. A Morning Boner

Son: "Good morning mom"
Mom: "Ahh hide your moner"
Son: "Sorry mom can't control it"

by YOURMOMISYOURMOM April 17, 2018

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Hot mom boner; updated milf

I have such a moner for Rachel's mon

by Hairwrecka February 26, 2016

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Making easy low-effort money online. Usually through cryptocurrency bandwagon jumping or short term stock inflation. The outcome of stonks.

Ah yeah, I invested in that GME and made 5 moners.

by hxzeldine May 06, 2021

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Shropshire slang for a friend. Man, Mon, moner

"Yarite moner! How's it fucken goin??"

by Meslully March 14, 2021

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