Urban Dictionary: Moners

Moners is a form of currency that is far more superior than the dollar

Yoooo fam where the fuck are my 5 moners

by Moner man March 06, 2020

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An extremely painful morning wood; a painful boner

Person 1: "Aw man, this morning I woke up with a moner, and i thought my dick was gonna explode!"
Person 2: "Aw shit bro...that sucks."

by RileyFish April 16, 2015

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When you wake up in the morning with a boner.

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.

by Joey April 12, 2003

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Did you see Nathan? He has a moner!

by wtfgodzilla January 07, 2011

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the name says it all.
defined in the bedroom as well as moaning while doing normal activitys.
one who is comfortable with there sexuality.

example one:
moner:let me get that for you!. mmmmmahhhh
person: are you okay?
moners: oh what?, yeah im fine why?
person:what was that noise?
moners: mmmhh nothing;)

example 2: ooooooooo mmmmmmmm baybee, lets mmm smuuuuusshh.

by barbieroosterlife November 22, 2011

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When men wake up in the morning with a boner.

Hey guys just woke up and have a moner.

by Lord Jon Snow August 02, 2020

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A boner that you get in the morning for no reason and can't control. A Morning Boner

Son: "Good morning mom"
Mom: "Ahh hide your moner"
Son: "Sorry mom can't control it"

by YOURMOMISYOURMOM April 17, 2018

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