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A guy with a huge dick that reaches the floor. When he takes off his pants it just hits the floor with a thud that could be heard from a mile away and then echoes. He is also a pretty goofy guy who doesn't understand the true meaning of his title.
I wish I could be a Mondi, they get all the girls.
by Mondi Lover 69 June 27, 2017
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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- A creature which can send you 50 messages in 5 sec.
Mondi is weird
Mondi is here
Oh no is mondi!
by Anonymous June 01, 2003
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