A very lovely Zambian goddess. Monde is like a pineapple, a bit prickly on the outside, but deliciously sweet on the inside.

She is basically the coolest girl you'll ever meet.

Loves singing along to random songs on her iPad and for saying "It's my birthday!" all year long.
Guy 1: Do you know Monde?

Guy 2: Yeah man she's so fabulous, she mst be from Paris! If she were single, I'd totally tap that!
by Oluwakemikim July 14, 2010
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A guy that knows you have a crush on him but he just doesn't see himself dating you
Elaine: he said he knows I have crush on him

Eva: So what's going to happen between you
Elaine: He said we will never date but we can be friends

Eva: dammmmn he is monde
by yupitsmew June 03, 2021
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a liar, cheater, thief, and one who does not participate in daily hygiene.
Will is such a Monde, he stole my chips, and he touched my keyboard and now its all greasy.
by Gotty June 05, 2009
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The true capital of the South and the great state of Virginia. Sometimes young male inhabitants are categorized as dudely or too cool by those who care too much and live by the stereotype. People born in the Mond usually never leave. Properly known as Richmond, the mond serves as a model city for the United States of American and the South.
The 'mond' is the abbreviated nickname for Richmond, Virginia.
by guymandudebro October 18, 2004
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to eat a large amount of food

can also add -ing to make it an adjective (monding)
I'm just monding on some Chex Mix…you?
by savviedubya December 21, 2010
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