Racist: Look at those lazy mondays.
Guy: What?
Racist: Those fuckin mondays over there.
Guy: Wtf is a monday?
Racist: A nigger.
Guy: Why do you call them mondays?
Racist: Cause everyone hates mondays...
by powersurge September 17, 2012
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A slang term used to affectionately describe men and women of African or African American decent. Usually used alongside terms such as "love," "wonderful smelling," "clean," and "highly motivated." Since people have started over-classifying everything, 'Mondays' now only refers to black people, although it used to cover a much broader scope. As a result, the rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties.
I love wonderful smelling, clean, highly motivated Mondays.

(or used derogatorily)
I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.
by RedNeckZilla August 11, 2008
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someone who looks bad on a everyday basis like they just rolled out of bed on a monday morning
Kacey: you seen her prom outfit?
Me: yea it’s was so basic, but yk she a monday😭
by jr1648@2 May 24, 2021
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A term for black people because no one likes Mondays
"Fucking Mondays, the worst thing God ever created"
by Matticus Prime August 09, 2007
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The when all wars are started. Most deaths occur. Everyone hates this day.
Mon- latin means "earth fucks everyone on earth"
You have cancer, today is monday.
You find your girlfriend cheating on you on mondays.
Hey your whole family just died in a horrible car accident involing zeebras and clowns, Oh yeh, today is monday!
by Terence June 16, 2003
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A code word for a group of people that are nearby that the speaker would like to talk trash about.

The group is usually predefined or obvious.
Walking into a group of annoying freshmen
Andy: I hate Mondays.
Jess: I know!
Freshman: I have no idea that these two are actually discussing MY failure at life and existence in general
by Brianurlacher March 14, 2008
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white dude: man ur such a fucking monday
black dude: ima kick ur ass u lil cracka

everyone hates monday just like black people
by Ethan1427 February 12, 2008
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