Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

The second Monday after the fourth Thursday in November, a day on which God-fearing Americans cook and consume large quantities of turkey.

Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."

The poor sour look on co-workers faces (as if sucking a lemon) when something or someone has ruined their day. This condition is highly infectious and seems to be more common on Mondays but there is also a high incidence of Lemon Wednesdays especially in the cold dark days of winter.

A term used for a couple in the South-Korean variety show, "Running Man". The couple consists of two people, Gary (개리) and Song Ji Hyo (송지효). The two people are called Monday Couple as they only admit one another as their partner during Mondays only.

a restaurant parody of "tgi Friday's". hopefully someday someone will make an actual restaurant out of it.

The first truly warm day of spring on which women often get over-eager about not wearing clothes.

N.B. Tit Monday does not necessarily always fall on a Monday

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog your toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.