a synonym for pakis and other western asian types, such as the turks, the indians, afgans and all them other smelly cunts
fletch: i fucking hate mondays
taxi driver: yeh me too, ballache init
fletch: yeh they fucking stink, everywhere you fucking look theres one there with there beady little eyes, and smelly turbans

ghandi: if theres a monday infront of me in the queue, i cant help but feel i should be infront of them.
by swellhead1118 July 14, 2010
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In case you didn't know, every Monday is Smack Ya' Ho Day!!!
by Maverick X April 17, 2005
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Mondays: This a word used in the English languish for a day of the week between Sunday and Tuesday. Mondays is a word that I use to describe Niggers. The meaning behind it is, "Nobody really likes Mondays." This word can be used as a code word to replace Niggers when you don't want everyone to hear the actual word.
“I hate fucking Mondays."
by MondayDown X2 November 07, 2010
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When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.
Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!
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The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.
'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'
by NandosKnight November 11, 2013
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Doing a Danny Monday is when you acquire something perfectly good and totally ruin it almost instantly.

This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.
'That's a nice car, hope he doesn't Danny Monday it'
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Will looked at Jem thoughtfully. "I seem to have woken up with what they call a Monday mouse," he said, pointing at the bruised skin under his eye. "Any idea where I got it?"
"None."
by I'M THE REAL JOHANNA February 25, 2012
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