A girl that is kinda cute, but kinda not. But, you would still hook up with her.
That chick I went on a date last night was a total Mona.
by SWOLLTRAIN August 31, 2020
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The first female singer of the twenty-first century who sounds good. She's basically who Lady Gaga tries to be. She sings a variety of music that generally falls into the R&B category. Her debut studio album, The ArchAndroid, was released in May 2010.
I like Janelle Monae because of her lyrics and music.
The ArchAndroid is awesome!
by Malchus Aurelius October 24, 2010
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A persian girl that has lots of emotional problems and gets nasty to people that had cared for her when she was down. She easily forgets others kindness. A girl that has a nasty inside.

God help those who fall for her.
Daymn, don't be a Mona.
That bitch Mona is nothing but a two face, rattle snake.
by iraji February 05, 2010
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The Mona Lisa is most famous painting ever. It is famous for it’s smile. (IT’S JUST A BASIC SMILE BRO) Leonardo Da Vinci painted the painting. It took him many years to finish it. It is now in the Louvre Museum. It cost US$100 million. That’s a lot!
Teacher: Mike! What is the Mona Lisa?

Mike: It’s a painting, miss!

Teacher: By who?

Mike: I don’t know, because the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait. Da Vinci worked on it, but the women in the painting helped Da Vinci painted it. So I can’t tell you.

Teacher: ...
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A girl of unsurpassed beauty and charm who, like the work of art of her namesake, has a stamp of "do not touch."
She's positively gorgeous, but doesn't date: a regular Mona Lisa.
by iantheman September 19, 2007
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A girl who would seduce you, get you drunk and when you sleep she will call her mates to mug you. Next day she will play victim and search with you.
Mona Lisa
Long hair, don't care, she handle the business and don't ever tell

She know where you hide it, tell me where it's hidden
She know when you're gone, tell me when to visit, we break in your home
And take this specifics and meanwhile the bitch is on vacation with him so she don't get blamed
(Lil Wayne)
by Your sweet nightmares December 25, 2018
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1. a painting by the famous artist Leonardo da Vinci; perhaps the most well-known painting in the history of art

2. a girl whose emotions are absolutely unreadable. These girls are the hardest types to understand.
Many painters adore the Mona Lisa, da Vinci's greatest work.

My girlfriend is such a Mona Lisa. I can't ever tell whether she wants to shoot me or do me.
by J Filthy Money June 09, 2010
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