Showing a minuscule amount of cleavage; anything less than an inch.
Jane promised to show us her boobs, but all we got was some Mona Lisa cleavage.
by DrPoodle August 14, 2009
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A lesbian who moans during intercourse. Originating form the name Mona Lisa.
Did you see that video with those two lesbians? One was a right Mona Lezzer, I had to turn the sound down.
by Salmonchops June 15, 2009
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The feeling of a strong connection or bond between yourself and a piece of artwork.
How did the art deal go?
It didn't the guy had Mona Lisa's remorse.

Often art investors will refuse to sell a piece of art due to a personal attachment regardless of the profit from the sale.
by Lyon tamer February 24, 2015
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AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
by Curtis Mortemer July 23, 2008
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fatass fobby mummy w/ foodhis to da moon, baaaaby.
mona: hey, mummy! you've got it going on!
mummy: now, now, baby, go to school and let me have hard sex w/ shelly!
mona: damn...
by shmo =^^= December 13, 2003
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This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
by Platitude May 25, 2015
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