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Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
by Bladebond March 03, 2007
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An amazing and preens girl with the most amazing hair. She will love you for who you are no matter what you do and will eventually become one of your most trusted friends
by princessbubblegum20 October 14, 2019
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- A down and badass honey who will seduce wealthy gullible guys into a one night stand or relationship to set em up and further the con
- Honey pot set up
- Honey pot set up
by Mamo January 29, 2019
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"Good from far but far from good"
a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.
by anon November 19, 2004
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a girl who is hot from far away, but ugly up close.(just like the painting, looks nice from far away, but cracked and ugly up close)
by dfs2477 September 17, 2007
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Just like name meaning hard to get,its difficult to get Monalisa in real. Symbol of inner beauty, open hearted yet deeply introvert in keeping feelings locked. Believes in evil plans. Sometimes may act selfishly, thinks smartly acts foolishly.
A nerd in real.
A nerd in real.
by Viral thoughts March 10, 2019