Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak